"We go into all these wild porn shops while on tour; there was one in San Jose which had life-size rubber fists. They had a whole library of books, including one called ‘My Curious Friend, Sparky’ about this girl and her doberman. We can’t wait till we get to Tijuana; you know they’ve got donkey shows down there. They call them ‘three-ring circuses’. That’s donkeys having sex with humans."

"A couple of nights ago, Gary Thorstensen and I got all fucked up in San Jose, and crashed out in the van at six in the morning. At about nine there was a rap on the side of the van and there was a cop standing right there, and I emerged from this drunken stupor, not knowing what was going on. He tells us he’s received a complaint from a young mother who’s walking her children to this elementary school right across the street. She was concerned we might pose a threat to her children, that we might go out and molest them or something. So, we had to move the van two blocks away. I would’ve liked to have molested some children, but it was too early in the morning."